House of Candies

When you were a kid, you have definitely dreamed of living in these yummy houses…

But… a guy in South of Jahra made his childhood dreams come true…

Any comments?!

RRRrrrrrrr…Road Rage Anyone?!

Going to work in an August morning,, the temperature reading shows that it’s 40 degrees outside,, you start the engine of your car..can’t wait to turn on the A/C.. when you do.. you get the feeling of a professional blowdryer blowing some humid air (even if your car is a japanese one, they all start the same way in our lovely Kuwait!)

You jump into the road & here they come… people who God sends to the streets to test you patience:

* A man driving a 1960 Chevy with the window opened & his arm hanging out (as if he’s on a carefree road trip…AARRGGHH)…driving on the left lane with a speed of a bicycle, not caring to check the rear view mirror (if still there) for the poor people rushing to work!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??

* A foreign driver (usually Bangali) sticking his chest to the steering wheel of a station wagon packed with a million kids (& sometimes their Sri Lanki nannny wearing white 7jaab mothallath, looking right & left checking for I don’t know what!!) who croosed his heart & hoped to die in front of his madam to not exceed 60 KM/hour for the sake of the ”bacha” safety!! Still on the left lane of the road…la7′6aw!!

* A guy with the ugliest pair of sunglasses talking on his mobile with a yellow-teethed grin (you don’t even wana know how bad his breath smells…eeeewwwwww) resting his elbow on the door & his head on the window.. driving in a zigzag!!! Khallloooooohhh…he’s having the time of his life with the poor girl on the other end of the phone call.. w akeed… he doesn’t give a $h** if he’s blocking your way!!

* A truck moving as slow as a turtle,  loaded with workers sitting in the open deck of the vehicle, ALL of them staring at you… whoever you are.. not a blink..never!! & sometimes one of them is concentrating too hard he needed to pick his nose & scratch his brain!!!!!!!!! LAAAIIIISSSHHH YAAAAA RABBBIIII…LAISH?????

* & last but not least, the one that I call “AL3AN MAKHLOOQ BIL SHARI3″ – el marah el na7eesah!!! Hathy 3aad…hay haaayyyy..ya wailik itha fakkart to give her a signal to move aside…YA WAILIK!! Amalik twakhir..AMALIK! wallah min el 7arrah galabt Kuwaity!! Bil 3ax, if she sees you this desperate, her sole mission is to make you surrender to her rules & stick to her “behind”!! THEY NEVER MOVE THOSE MO%$#@ F&#%$@!!!!!

That’s just to name a few…

y3ny, you don’t reach work until you are completely frenzied…ready to blow up in the face of your smelly colleague – the guy you wish – everyday - you could hang out of the 10th floor window sooner than later!!!